To the Right Honourable John Key, MP for Helensville:
To the Right Honourable Judith Collins, Corrections Minister:
I have been conducting a private investigation on a Helensville resident by the name of Grant Norman King, profiled here:
My families story is here:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10778843
It seems that there is a coven of criminal activity being conducted in your Electorate: I have found over 60 people who have been taken for 2.65 million dollars, and the source of much of this fraud is in the Helensville Electorate – I thought you might like to know, as specific media interests will shortly be all over this, and you may wish to prepare a response in light of the National Party’s “tough on crime” position?
Imagine the interviewers question: “So, Prime Minister, does the “tough on crime” mantra of the National party extend to your own electorate?
Can I have an “A” for “Awkward”?